When you describe the God you don't believe in, I'm like, "Cool! I don't believe in that God either!"
See? We kinda have more in common on that score than you might think.
Cheers!
Mr. SP
p.s. That's why my faith (usually) works: 'cause I found Something I can believe in -- which can be hard to do, I know -- but mostly only because it's so easy to do.