Limericks (and not one of them uses the word, "Nantucket")

A right jolly drunkard was John,

with his vodka he would carry on.

Getting sober he learned

when for drinking he yearned,

he had only to make it till dawn.

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There once was a drunk name of Jill,

who wouldn't surrender her will.

As she came to again,

in the state peniten,

she saw half measures resulted in nil!

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It certainly could have been worse,

the addiction it felt like a curse,

but with meetings AA

(keeping just in today)

we've postponed all our rides in the hearse!

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Comments

[Kimberly A]

Once, when I lived in Nantucket
I would walk to work with a bucket,
the lads were quite brazen,
while they openly gazen,
but not willing to throw me a ducket.

P.S. I've been snowed in for 3 days with 7 dogs and 2 cats. This is the best my brain could do.

namaste

[Dave]

There once was a drunk from Nantucket
who threw up in a big bad bucket.
He walked with a limp
while the girls he did pimp
He said to just close your eyes and sucket.

I am not even snowed in. Just weird.

[Skip O]

For shame Mr Sponsorpants, you have opened a whole new can of worms.

"we are not a glum lot"

[Cheryl]

Mr Sponsorpants wrote on the net;
his audience, he tortured and fret.
On days he was merry,
his writings were scary;
and his readers upon him beset.

[Susan]

There once was a girl named Sue
Who didn't know quite what to do.
So she went to a shrink
And asked "What do you think?"
Now it's Al Anon getting her through.

[Syd]

There once was a person in Alanon
Who felt that their life was all but gone
They went to a meeting
And their anguish went fleeting
And the music that played then went on and on