Sober Texting 11

 

 

SPONSEE:  I'm not restless, irritable and discontent.

 

MR. SPONSORPANTS: You sure?  I mean, it IS the alcoholic's natural state.

 

SPONSEE: Yeah.

 

MR. SP:  Then what are you?

 

SPONSEE:  I'm an asshole.  I'm just an asshole.

 

MR. SP:  Oh.

 

a few minutes go by

 

MR. SP:  Are you sure?

 

SPONSEE:  Yeah.

 

MR. SP:  Oh.

 

a few more minutes go by

 

MR. SP:  Good news!

 

SPONSEE:  What.

 

MR. SP:  I'm pretty sure that the 12 Steps work on assholeaholism too!

 

a few minutes go by

 

SPONSEE:  Your unfailing optimism can be very irritating.

 

MR. SP:  I know!  Isn't it great?

Comments

[John M]

The best expression I have heard on this topic is

Ass-holiness

[Tonya Dzurilla]

This is fabulous. I just choked on my Girl Scout Cookie laughing.