Them: I need to develop a relationship with God.
Mr. SponsorPants: No u don't.
Them: I don't?
Mr. SP: No, because u already have a relationship with God.
Them: Oh. I do?
Mr. SP: Think about it: How could u NOT have a relationship with God?
Them: OH! Right!
Mr. SP: U already have a relationship -- u just need to become more aware of it.
Them: oh. Thanks.
Mr. SP: Actually, thank U.
Mr. SP: Yeah, I really needed to hear that today.
Them: Oh. Then u r welcome lol.