THEM: u know those people that relapsed? that died?
THEM: have u known a lot of people that did that?
ME: yes. enough. too many.
silence for a few minutes
THEM: makes me think.
ME: well that's good, i guess.
THEM: i want to die sober.
ME: oh my god! right now?
THEM: no! lol
ME: oh. good. one thing though.
ME: how about u just stay sober till u go to bed tonight, instead.
THEM: check. o.d.a.t.