Mr. SponsorPants: God?
Mr. SP: Something I wanted to run by you.
Mr. SP: Okay, so, basically, any wisdom I can garner comes from experience.
GOD: Pretty much. Yes.
Mr. SP: But it seems like my most instructive experiences most often come from my greatest foolishness.
GOD: Well, I ... I ... <cough> I suppose ...
Mr. SP: Maybe we could re-think that system?
a minute of silence
GOD: My Ways Are Mysterious!
Mr. SP: You just say that when you don't have a good answer, don't you.