This man beats my own personal best. When I was arrested for drunk driving my blood alcohol level was .31 percent. Of course, I'm not saying Mr. Kobierowski is an addict, but... drinks like a duck, drives drunk like a duck, I think you just might have an alcoholic duck.
Man's Blood Alcohol Stuns Cops
Stanley Kobierowski is arraigned at the State Police barracks in Lincoln, R.I. Police said he had a blood alcohol level of .491 when he was arrested for drunken driving. They said that's the highest level ever seen in the state on someone who wasn't dead.
Man, am I glad I got sober before the Internet.